Are you ready to stop ghosting yourself and finally build a hot, healthy, emotionally regulated body you trust?

You’re in the right place!

I can’t tell you how often I talk to women who feel like they’ve tried everything— They tell me, “I eat clean, until I binge,” and “I show up for a week or two, then disappear on myself when life gets lifey.”

They want to feel strong, sexy, and spiritually grounded—but instead, they’re stuck in sabotage, shame spirals, and emotional exhaustion.

Can you relate?

You know you’re made for more. You just can’t figure out how to hold it.

If so, The PHAT Life is designed for you.

In this 90-day group coaching container, I’ll help you go from inconsistent and emotionally reactive to sculpted, self-led, and sovereign AF—with macros, muscle, and mysticism as your portals to power.

I can do this because I’ve been where you are… and I know what it really takes to reclaim your body, rebuild trust with yourself, and become the woman you’re here to be.

Not so long ago, I was binge eating, inflamed, hiding from the mirror, and caught in shame cycles around food, fitness, and failure.

I healed my nervous system through movement.

I rewired my identity through habits.

I rebuilt my body and my leadership through structure that honored my softness.

Today, I live in a strong, sensual, emotionally anchored body—and I guide other women to do the same.

In addition to my personal experience, I’m a certified personal trainer, macro coach, and trauma-informed transformational guide.

I’ve built The PHAT Life Method to bridge strength training, nutrition, feminine embodiment, and nervous system healing into a powerful lifestyle you can sustain.

The PHAT Life Includes:

Weekly group coaching calls (training + integration + hot seat support)

Custom macro goals and nutrition guidance to fuel your strength

Progressive strength training workouts to sculpt your body and shift your identity

Monthly embodiment rituals aligned with your emotions, hormones & moon phases

Private Sisterhood Support Platform for daily check-ins, hype, and integration

Downloadable ritual + macro tracking templates, mindset tools & habit frameworks

Surprise embodiment bonuses + exclusive pre-launch rates for 1:1 upgrades

You will:

💕Build muscle + consistency

💕Heal emotional eating

💕Regulate your nervous system

💕Activate your feminine power

💕Become the woman you always saw in your vision boards

I invite you to take a moment to imagine what’s possible for you…

💫What would it be like to wake up each morning feeling clear, confident, and fully alive in your body?

💫To achieve a strong, sculpted physique with ease, pleasure, and consistency—without sacrificing your softness or your soul?

💫To no longer spiral into emotional eating, perfectionism, or shame—but instead, lead yourself with rhythm, power, and self-trust?

This is the life we build inside The PHAT Life.
You don’t have to shrink yourself to rise. You get to rise in your wholeness.

FAQs

Q: Is this program for me if I’ve struggled to stay consistent in the past?
A: YES. In fact, that’s exactly who this is for. We create consistency by making your habits feel safe and sustainable.

Q: What if I can’t make every call live?
A: All calls are recorded and uploaded to your portal, and you can submit questions in advance or get support in the Telegram group.

Q: What is the format of the program?
A: 90 days of group coaching with weekly calls, monthly rituals, workouts, nutrition support, and daily chat integration.

Q: How much time will this take per week?
A: Around 3–5 hours per week for training, food prep, rituals, and integration. You’ll be building a lifestyle—not a temporary plan.

Q: How many women will be in the program?
A: This is an intimate container—space is limited to keep the coaching deep and powerful.

Q: What is your refund policy?
A: Due to the energetic and digital nature of this program, all sales are final. That’s why we offer a waitlist, pre-launch details, and Q&A support before you join.

Are you ready to make being consistent, strong, and emotionally regulated your new normal?

Are you ready to finally feel hot in your body and powerful in your leadership?

Click below to join

The PHAT Life at $111/month rate! The pricing will increase the closer we get to June 2 start date. If you join now you can watch videos & get support from me in our community wall.

Let’s build a body that leads your next era!

Prefer to listen? Here’s a video all about the three-month container and how to lock in $111/month!

Lauren Saracione is a visionary leader, body alchemist, and founder of The PHAT Life—a transformational path for women who are ready to reclaim their power through embodied healing, shadow integration, and cosmic alignment. With a background as a personal trainer, energy healer, and trauma-informed coach, Lauren guides women who feel betrayed by their bodies, stuck in chronic pain or inflammation, or trapped in cycles of self-sabotage to alchemize their suffering into soul power.

Her work is a revolutionary fusion of ancient wisdom and modern science—bridging astrology, human design, somatic movement, and emotional reprogramming. Through deep shadow work and nervous system healing, Lauren helps high-achieving women reconnect with their inner child, restore their relationship with food and exercise, and step into an identity that magnetizes manifestations rather than chasing them.

Known for her fierce compassion and raw truth-telling, Lauren helps women align their body goals with planetary transits, lunar cycles, and divine timing. Whether they’re navigating burnout, menstrual disconnection, autoimmune symptoms, or a deep desire for feminine rebirth, she guides them home to a body that works with them—not against them.

 

Her clients don’t just heal.

They rise.
They create.
They lead.

Lauren is not here to fix anyone—she’s here to initiate the women who came to lead in a new way.

Because when the body is fully aligned, the soul is finally free to build the new world.

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